A 70-year-old single widow decided it was time to remarry. She told a local newspaper: "Her husband wanted it! You have to be in my age group, you don't have to hit me, you don't have to run to me, and you have to be good in bed. All applicants are required to apply in person."
The next day I heard a doorbell. Excited, he opened the door, and the gray-haired man sat in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs.
"Aren't you asking me to look at you?" The widow said, "Look, you have no legs!" ..Continue reading below ..
The old gent smiled: “Therefore, I cannot run around on you!”
“You don’t have any arms either!” she snorted.
Again, the old man smiled: “Therefore, I can never beat you!”
She raised an eyebrow and asked intently: “Are you still good in bed?”
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